mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

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unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

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